surgeon

In the stories he told himself , he gave himself all the best lines.

The environment where doctors work apparently creates the belief that they can have anything they want. One transplant surgeon loved to phone this Realtor at 6:00am,

"We aren't lovers you know, why are you phoning me at this hour?"

"It's an emergency! I need a river property right away. My fiance wants to water ski"

"It's January Jim , no one is that hardy......an engagement present........I see"

other early morning demands had included:

1." I'm getting divorced, you sold me the house, you could testify about what it's worth, right?"

2. " Remodel this kitchen, Ok? "

3. "My pain in the pittuti brother in law is in town, could you pretend to show him some houses to keep him busy?"

4.  My second ex wife's step son is confused...he's holed up in the vacant house you're selling for me! I just called the police. They don't think he's armed...you've got a key...go help out "

5. "I'm going on sabbatical for a year, lease the house, send my check to St Bart's"

Unless he can be persuaded to switch to plastic surgery, I see no hope of getting even.

 

original story by Sarah Simpson