blond hair

Realtor is asked to show homes to a NEW couple. He says, "I am enchanted"...his description of the romance de jour is so enthusiastic (he, a famous sower of wild oats).....we are persuaded he might be serious...He calls her an affectionate name, Sam, in honor of her beautiful legs from an old TV detective story..those legs belonged to Mary Tyler Moore so we know how old he is.....She is far too young to have any idea what he is talking about.

"My enchantment stems", he says," from a vision of this girl with hair down to her toes.We went away for a weekend, I thought I was just attracted to her...then, I looked at her across the room and she is tossing this mane of blond hair somehow ahead of herself and it makes a kind of tent which i can see thru ..She does this whenever she is putting on or taking off her panties...I think I am in love!"

time passes, they marry, children arrive....a larger home is sought...

After many showings, the couple settled on a recently built house sitting on top of a hill in plain view from every angle. Realtor considers it might be difficult to heat , this is ignored, and they are happy to buy it. Everyone can see it.

Realtor's role is expanded to encouraging others to provide services after the home purchase. Decorators are summoned, caterers ,antiques purveyors,events coordinators, concierge, and the like.

Several businesses are spawned to provide whatever the couple needed to show off. For the opening game in 19 (bla, bla)... a furrier worked round the clock to complete a matching set of fox stadium coats on short notice.The coats were discussed long after a poor showing of the quarterback. The town was hungry for more. More was soon to be provided.

Just as they were ecstatic in love, they are ever more colorful in divorce. The hilltop house is sold and we all arrive- not in matching coats- to close the deal. The buyer complains that the master bath shower built into an outside glass block wall does not function correctly. He thinks it might just be frozen solid.

After a long legaleeze confrontation occurs, the issue appears unresolved. "Sam" decides to conclude the matter in style. She demands that we all adjourn to the hilltop house where the truth of the shower complaint will be put to rest. We all arrive including closing officer and attorneys and shortly, with an audience... she steps into the shower after first tossing her hair ahead of herself and turns it on.......her estranged husband sighs loudly and closes the door to the bath...

"Ok, go ahead sue me, the house is no longer for sale....I love this magnificent woman."

 

 

original story by Sarah Simpson