high rise

"What? you just moved in, are you sure you want to sell?This will all blow over in a few days."

Client insists, appointment made to re list high rise apartment, "too public, newspaper printed my address and my name."

The news story WAS embarrassingly funny.

"The national visitor" had arrived in Columbus and could have behaved himself but chose a more colorful path. He encountered my client at a political event where he was the honored guest.

They were seen at several local pubs until closing time sent them to her place.How they reached her apartment is unknown.

The evening with the much married prominent visitor might have been forgotten but for the police sirens that announced it to a wider audience.

The national visitor fell in the bathtub, breaking the glass from which he had continued to imbibe, and was cut enough to require stitches.

He found himself unable to stand or remove himself from the tub. She was too inebriated to help. A lot of incoherent screaming followed. A sober neighbor called 911 who then removed the" visitor" to the hospital for considerable stitching up.

His very public face was recognized by emergency folk and they called for a police escort to accompany them to the hospital.

He awoke the next day remembering nothing of the incident.

Realtor's role, as i understood it, was to sell the apartment and not giggle when showing it.

 

original story by Sarah Simpson